Person: Disney is stupid
Person: Disney is only for kids
Person: Disney is gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
I love when lyrics are just written so perfectly that all you ever want to do is sing those specific lyrics over and over and over again. Words are so often beautiful!
Mad Lawlz @ PPL.
I love when someone you don’t talk to talks shit about you to your friends. Like, do you really think they’re not going to tell me? What makes you think you have a better relationship with them than I do and they would really just not tell me what you said? MAD FUNNY YO.
I am in fact, a hobbit in all but size– J.R.R. Tolkien (via meriadocb)